dumbfuckery:

peeing on my roommate’s clean laundry

and wiping with it

that’s for eating my ramen

oh?

i need to learn how to stop caring so much.

w0rth-something-different:

teensexdrive:

HAHAHAHAHA

her lil bro was jc like mm my sister may be dead but fucking cake.

lmfao omg

getting bigger(:

between my parents, the nightmares, missing my girlfriend, being lonely, having no friends, and my mind, i hate everything. 

yeah mom and dad. i am mad at you two. throwing away 30 years of marriage. cool. 

hey

hockeyteeth:

existencezero:

I JUST LOST MY FUCKING MIND

I’ve never legitimately spit out a drink from laughing until now. RIP keyboard.

ipostfunnystuff:

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marissa… as a boy… sexy right?(;

hi. its marissa. and no, people are stupid. i love this kid and i realized that i missed him so much when we broke up. he’s one of the most amazing people ive ever met. people are gonna believe whatever they want to but i really don’t care. i know how i feel and i can now honestly say that he makes me one the happiest girls alive.

i love her.